If you are reading this, or considering any kind of leasing you are probably already well aware of the benefits that come with leasing a car, but allow us to refresh your memory. First of all you are getting a brand new car! Let that sink in, it is a brand new car, and you can have it! If you are anything like me, you have two options, pool all of your money and have enough to buy a 16 year old Vauxhall Omega for 2 grand… Or use that 2 grand as a down payment on I don’t know an Audi A5 Personal Car Lease!!!! Seriously, if you have any debate about which is the better option, just leave this page right now! You can go back to your life of counting the penny’s or whatever it is you do. It is the equivalent of paying 2 grand to have dinner with your grandma. Or 2 grand to wine and dine Megan Fox. Sure you’re going to be paying an extra £250 a month for 3 years but you got MEGAN FOX! Your grandma isn’t even mad! She knows you made the right decision.
Nobody cares if you own anything these days, they wouldn’t bat an eyelid if you told them you had a personal contract hire Audi A5, they will bat an eyelid when you fly past them in a 2 litre Audi A5 Coupe TFSI SE 2dr S Tronic! Sure it might cripple you financially and leave you with no food in the fridge, but look what’s on your drive bro! My friend adopts a policy of, “if you can’t afford to buy it outright, you probably can’t afford the insurance”. But what the hell does he know, try sweet talking a bird down the local with your conservative lifestyle approach. I’ll take my chances with the Audi A5. If you think she’ll be put off by the fact you don’t own it, just lie and tell her you do! Or tell her it’s an Audi A5 Business Car lease, that way she’ll think it’s a perk of the sick job you haven’t got. Either way I’m not going out in a Vauxhall Omega. No frigging way man!
All you need to remember is dinner with grandma or dinner with Megan Fox…. Grandma or Megan Fox…. If you aren’t committed to Audi A5 contract hire after reading this then there is something wrong with you.